How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days

5 06 2008

Day 1: Let him nail you.

Day 2: Let him nail you.

Days3-9: Let him nail you.

Day 10: Ask if you can nail him. If he sticks around, just pull out your Double Cummer Strap-On Dildo.

There, I just saved you five bucks and having to sit through what has to be the worst Kate Hudson movie ever. Oh wait, Alex & Emma. Oh wait, Raising Helen. GodDAMMIT, Hollywood.


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5 06 2008
Anonymous

This process would work in less than ten days too.

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