The Middlest Child

As you know our stream of content has been well for lack of a better term piss poor. Really we have PLENTY of great excuses but i will not bore you with them. As a cop once told me, assume the position. 

ANYWAY, while we haven’t been adding content we have been thinking of some shit. And by shit I mean out of this world crude, and awful things to entertain with. 

I believe our 2 best ideas we will implement now. 

Idea 1. Audience participation 

We now have almost 30,000 views (Huge exaggeration) So we are going to get a head of our selves and assume that people that read this site, all 30,000 of them will take the time to write in and create a flow of hilarity all themselves. 

This is how it works, we will post the first 500 words of a story, then over the course of the week we will take emails to dres@themiddlestchild.com. The best 500 word entry that moves the story forward will be posted and so on and so on. In total each story will be 7 parts. Each part around 500 words. A fun fun hilarity that all you readers control. 

Idea 2. A New Comic

Time Fisters:  You’ll get caught up in time…fisting!

This is the story of what happens when,  Bill Shakespeare who lives at home with his mother, touches himself to well…. I rather not say right now, hasn’t written a damn thing of any importance and realizes one of his 2 great abilties. He learns that he is the worlds foremost FISTER and then gets hold of a time machine.  

Him and his band of time traveling historical misfits try to avoid capture from the brutal gang led by H.G. Wells.  

Brought to you by the usual Middlest Child Crew* and a newbie Jon Washington.  Fisting into your computer screen weekly. 

* Except for Benjamin Deeb. Kid hasn’t done anything since robots. Like I predicted before he would most likely just stop writing stuff. **

** This is the Middlest Child Crew Calling you*** out.

*** Ben Deeb