By Kari G.
As most of you diligent readers know, I’ve already provided the top ten reasons to vote for my personal hero, John Sidney McCain. Read it here. Now, as election night is nearing, I present the top ten reasons not to vote for that other guy. Here they are (in descending order).
10. His name. Barack. Hussein. Obama. Shh…what’s that sound? Do you hear that? That’s terrorism. Upon analyzing this travesty of a name, I’ve come up with a startling conclusion. His first name rhymes with Iraq, his middle name is obviously taken from Saddam Hussein, and his last name is probably just a misspelling of Osama given to him by his illiterate terrorist parents. What does this mean, my innocent Americans? Iraq + Hussein + Osama = Proof of the connection between Al Quada and the war in Iraq. His name says it all, America. You can’t vote for someone who personally introduced Osama Bin Laden to Saddam Hussein at an Applebee’s in Dubai. What?
9. Barack Obama is Too Smart. This man is not fit to represent the average American. Obama studied at Occidental College, then left for Columbia University where he majored in political science with a specialization in international relations, and then attended Harvard Law School and graduated magna cum laude! Who does this guy think he is? While we were all minding our own business watching King of the Hill, Obama was out there trying to prove that he was better than us. Like that time when he was offered a job within the Supreme Court system but turned down all the dolla dolla bills to register black voters in Chicago. What an a-hole. This guy is way too much of a nerd to be in office. May I suggest we look towards someone that represents more of what it means to be an average American, and direct our focus towards VPILF, Sarah Palin, who graduated from the University of Idaho (after several community colleges) with a degree in communications-journalism. It’s fun, it’s average…it’s American.
8. His economic plan. Two words: Socialism. I think I speak for all Americans when I say, if I wanted to “spread my wealth” I’d move to China. Mo money, mo problems my ass.
7. He smokes. Obama loves himself some cancer-sticks. What does this have to do with America? First of all, he’s showing that he plans to second-hand smoke our nation to death with his cloud of nicotine and socialist politics. Secondly, he’s not man enough to be on real drugs. If he had any balls, he’d start huffing glue with Bush or pop rage pills with McCain. If we’re going to expose our kids to drugs, we can’t use a gateway drug like nicotine. That’s irresponsible. Be like W. Huff glue. And snort cocaine.
6. He cares too much about social issues. As Coors-blooded Americans, we need to focus on the only real issue at hand, terrorism, and ignore stupid little social issues like gay marriage rights. Barack Obama cares way too much about concerns of the individual, when he should be focusing on how we can become the best at bombing other countries. Plus…Obama supports the right for gay couples to have hospital visitation rights and the right to adopt children. How fair is that to the kids? They would totally be discriminated against in society. I mean…I’m pretty sure it was illegal for African-Americans to have children prior to 1963 for that same reason.
5. He doesn’t support war. Obama was quoted saying once, presumably while he was relaxing and casually reading the Communist Manifesto, “What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war.” Excuse me? No war that the greatest country in the world has been involved in has ever been a dumb war. Just look at Vietnam or the Korean War rollback policy for proof. And rash? What other kind of war is there? We can’t have this sensitive joker negotiating with our enemies about battles! We need to sneak up behind them in the shower and nail them.
4. He’s a child molester. No, seriously. Watch this for proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZOBSA7FqJU&feature=related. Now, look at that face around 0:21 seconds in. How would you like your child to come across this man on the street? Scenario: Under Obama, Little Timmy has just woken up from nap time to find out what “goin’ down on a bitch” means. He stops to cross the road, and this man is there to talk to him about the day’s lesson in the forest by the playground. I think not. Keep your children safe, America. And remember, sex education promotes abortion.
3. He’s unoriginal. Obama’s all about change, but he sounds quite familiar to me. I couldn’t put my finger on it until I heard this quote: “I’m asking you to believe. Not just in my ability to bring about real change in Washington…I’m asking you to believe in yours.” This sounds suspiciously like the quote, “Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country,” by none other than JFK. Way to be original, Obama! NOT. Think about it. He’s handsome, articulate, well-loved, and a dirty liberal. Answer me this, Obama. What did Kennedy get for saying things like this? A bullet in the head, that’s what. We can’t elect someone that wants to follow in the footsteps of a man that was assassinated, people! It’s common sense! Though, I’m sure there would be a lovable performance by Denzel Washington in JFK: Part Deux.
2. Obama is a baby. Literally. He’s about two years old in presidential years. It’s like dog years, where Obama is a Chihuahua and McCain is a Doberman with bad eyesight and a bum leg. And yes, that’s a positive. We can’t have a president that’s rational-minded and in touch with the youth of the nation for crying out loud! We need a dog, not dawg, that is pissed and rabid, preferably with rabies. We need someone who will lash out against the terrorist mailman and the Persian cat down the street and remind everyone why that “Beware of U.S.A.” sign on the fence between us and Mexico exists.
1. He’s confused. Obama once said, “There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America – there’s the United States of America.” Bull-shit! Long live the red states with the blue cross and stars on them. Do you know what you get when you mix red and blue? Purple. Do you know what that means? The U.S. would look like a big gay teletubby that’s asking to get raped by terrorists. Straight and gay ones alike. Do you want to get bombed? No. Do you like the color purple? Yes, but you’re a woman. Do you want to be one, united, communist country? Of course not. Why would you vote for a president that wants to do this to the land of the free (to do whatever the hell we want)? You wouldn’t. Case closed. Obama wants to make America gay.
The facts are clear. As the polls open tomorrow, do your country a favor and think of your children. You wouldn’t want them growing up in a world where everyone is equal and free to do what they please. That’s communism. Vote McCain, and vote for war against socialist equality.
More Bad News Today:
RealClearPolitics
Obama McCain Spread
RCP National Average 51.2 44.2 Obama +7.0
Favorable Ratings +17.0 +9.3 Obama +7.7
Intrade Market Odds 90.7 10.0
Electoral College
RCP Electoral Count 278 132 Obama +146
No Toss Up States 338 200 Obama +138
Battleground States
Florida 48.5 46.0 Obama +2.5
North Carolina 47.8 47.8 Tie
Virginia 50.0 45.8 Obama +4.2
Ohio 49.3 45.0 Obama +4.3
Missouri 47.2 47.6 McCain +0.4
Colorado 50.5 45.0 Obama +5.5
Nevada 49.6 43.4 Obama +6.2
LA Times
Nov. 3
Final Rove electoral map sees large Obama win over McCain
Well, the final day before the official presidential voting and the final version of Karl Rove’s exclusive national electoral map sees a strong victory for Barack Obama, gaining the most electoral votes since Bill Clinton’s lopsided win over Bob Dole in 1996.
According to the research of compiled state polls by Karl Rove & Co., the hypothetical electoral college numbers suggest an Obama win over the Republican ticket of John McCain and Sarah Palin of 338 electoral votes to 200.
For the final report, Rove has allocated each state to the candidate leading there in state polls today.
According to these calculations, Obama takes hard-fought Florida. But McCain edges ahead in Indiana, Missouri, North Dakota and North Carolina.
Rove notes that Obama and McCain are in dead heats in North Carolina and Missouri, but the most recent polls over the weekend show a trend toward the Republican ticket. “Florida, too, could end up in McCain’s column,” Rove adds, “since he’s benefited from recent movement in the state.” But it’s not enough for the Arizona senator to capture the necessary 270.
For an explanation of the research methodology and for a chart showing the study’s movements week by week since July 1, click on the Read more line below. The Ticket’s appreciation to Rove & Co. for its permission to publish these polls simultaneously throughout the recent hotly contested months.
–Andrew Malcolm
The Street.Com
Polls: Obama First, McCain Second
11/03/08 – 05:01 PM EST
Eight national presidential polls released Monday put Sen. John McCain (R., Ariz.) behind Sen. Barack Obama (D., Ill.) in the race for the White House Tuesday. McCain loses in every poll by an average of more than seven points, confirming predictions by many pundits of a McCain loss in the popular vote.
McCain’s only chance for a win would be an unlikely scenario similar to 2000 when President Bush upset Al Gore by winning the electoral college. However, the swing state polls show McCain is in the hole there as well, and any upset scenario forces a focus on the several big states — Florida, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania and Virginia.
Ohio has served as an accurate predictor of the presidential race since 1960. Despite McCain focusing on the home state of Joe the Plumber, he has fallen behind in Ohio in most presidential polls. The most favorable poll for McCain, conducted by Fox, has McCain tied with Obama. The poll least favorable to McCain’s chances, Quinnipiac, has him down seven points.
Monday, November 3, 2008 – 10:28 AM EST
New poll: Obama leads by 10 points in Pa.
Pittsburgh Business Times
A new poll finds Democrat Barack Obama holding a substantial lead over Republican John McCain in Pennsylvania, as the two candidates campaign down to the wire Monday.
The final pre-election poll from Quinnipiac University shows Obama with a 10-point lead over McCain. Obama leads 52 percent to 42 percent, the poll found, compared to last week’s poll, which showed Obama with a slightly larger lead of 11 points, with 53 percent to McCain’s 41 percent.
Obama also leads McCain in Ohio by seven percentage points, 50 percent to 43 percent. The other swing state in Quinnipiac’s poll, Florida, is still too close to call, the poll found.
The poll surveyed likely voters between Oct. 27 and Nov. 3.
Poll Shows Obama Deflected Recent Attacks
Republicans Challenged Democrat on Taxes, Readiness and Crisis Management
Monday, November 3, 2008; Page A09
With one day to go, Democrat Barack Obama appears to have rebuffed recent GOP efforts to label him as “too liberal” or too big a gamble.
The new Washington Post-ABC News tracking poll puts Obama well out in front over Republican John McCain and finds that Obama has firmly reestablished his advantage on handling the economy, beaten back a challenge on taxes and has an edge in terms of perceptions about which candidate would better deal with an unexpected major crisis.
November 2, 2008, 7:00 PM
CBS Poll: Obama Maintains 13 Point Lead
Posted by Brian Montopoli| 138
With two days left until the presidential election, Barack Obama continues to lead John McCain by 13 points among likely voters, 54 percent to 41 percent, a new CBS News poll finds. The margin in the new poll, released Sunday, is identical to that in a CBS News poll released Saturday.
As the number of undecided voters has dwindled, so has the number that says their minds can still change. More than nine in 10 of each candidate’s voters now say they have made up their minds about who to vote for and are not likely to change. Just seven percent of Obama voters and 8 percent of McCain voters say they still might change their minds.
With two days to go, only 8 percent of likely voters are uncommitted – either they have not yet chosen a candidate, or their minds could still change. Nearly all of these uncommitted voters say they plan to vote.
ABC News
Daily Tracking Poll: Not Just Economy and Bush; Palin Is Trouble for McCain Too
Obama Leads McCain 54-43 in Latest ABC News/Washington Post Poll
ANALYSIS by GARY LANGER
Nov. 3, 2008
Barack Obama’s strong close in the 2008 campaign has been boosted by more than the shell-shocked economy and the Bush legacy. There’s also Sarah Palin, and the concern she incites, especially among voters who are worried about John McCain’s age.
More PhotosForty-six percent of likely voters now say having Palin on the ticket makes them less likely to support McCain — up 14 points in just the past month and more than double what it was in early September. And among those who call the candidates’ age an important factor in their vote, more, 61 percent, say Palin makes them less likely to back McCain.
Nat Public Radio
All Things Considered, November 2, 2008 · The final Pew Research Center poll of the 2008 presidential election gives Barack Obama a 49 to 42 percent lead over his rival, John McCain. Though still a significant lead, it’s suddenly a much tighter race than Obama’s 15-point lead from last week.
There are two things closing the gap, says Andrew Kohut of the Pew Research Center. First, McCain has made some gains among whites, independents and middle-income voters. But the other boost he’s enjoying comes from narrowing the pool of responses from registered voters to likely voters.
Typically, Republican voters tend to vote more regularly than some Democratic voting groups — particularly young people and blacks, Kohut says. So while turnout is up among those groups, it’s also up across the board — giving Republicans a boost when the poll focuses on likely voters.
It may not be as strong as a week ago, but Obama’s lead in the Pew poll agrees with several national polls that have him ahead by a 5-point average.
“This is a pretty substantial lead,” Kohut says. “We haven’t had a lead for a candidate this substantial since 1996, when President Clinton was leading Sen. Dole in the final weekend of the campaign.”
But that’s not the only poll data leaning in Obama’s favor.
The strength of each candidate’s support among likely voters has historically been a significant indicator of a race’s outcome. According to the Pew poll, 36 percent of likely voters say they strongly support Obama, while only 24 percent say they are strong supporters of McCain.
“Typically,” Kohut says, “if we look back to elections going back to 1960, invariably the candidate with the stronger support wins the election.”
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